Rich Teenager

Tedious Aftermath (Of A Dinner Party Insult!)

Lurching whipsmart goongun with wimple-tits
Biggums and droop-dick Babs.

You! A lot, for cumming and Bledsoe, Abernathy.

It was in the stacks all along.

Your continued manservience on Tugboat Tilly's
Bloated bookish dick-whistling Tarot deck
Gets wheedled towards a long, thin nous
For humble Gramps and stapled suicide bidders.

What say, my toasty chesnut roasting pan?

It was a mellow belch which brung ya.

Not to dance, that table's done spilled ya.

That red dress facepaint smears's what ails ya.

Giggle-glass breakfast nook in the house, ya.