WHITTLE STICKERS IN THE LOST LOFT, THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID AS WE TOOK THE CAB IN SILENCE HAVING DOWNLOADED THE APP ONLY MOMENTS BEFORE. THE SWEEPING, FULL-BODY FEELING (THAT ONLY DISSIPATES ON THE BEEPING INSISTENCE OF AN OVEN TIMER PURCHASED A FEW YEARS AGO VIA AMAZON.COM) IS NOT DISSIPATING QUICKLY ENOUGH FOR SAID FEELING TO NOT HAVE AN ADVERSE AFFECT WHILE WE MAINTAIN SILENCE IN THE BACK OF THE OVERPRICED BUT LIKELY FAIRLY PRICED CAB—WHICH REMINDS ME, I DON'T EARN ENOUGH OF A MONTHLY SALARY (NOT ESPECIALLY DUE TO AN ONEROUS TAX BRACKET, BUT LARGELY DUE TO MY OWN SLOTH) TO PAY FOR SAID CAB. WHITTLE STICKERS IN THE LOST LOFT? IS THAT WHAT THEY SAID? IN THE BACK OF THE CAB IN SILENCE HAVING ONLY DOWNLOADED THE APP FROM THE APP STORE, ITS LITTLE CIRCLE COMPLETING SO SATISFYINGLY DESPITE ONLY 3G AND A CRACKED SCREEN IMPEDING PROCEEDINGS, ONLY DOWNLOADING IT MERE MOMENTS AGO? IS THAT WHAT THEY SAID? FOR REAL? IS IT REAL? REAL REAL? REAL REAL REAL REAL? REAL LIKE THAT PHOTO, OR AVATAR OR ICON AS THEY SAY, IN THEIR ONLINE BUSINESS WEBSITE PROFILE THAT I CHECKED FOR ACCURACY SURREPTITIOUSLY DURING THE SILENT CAB RIDE? UNSURE AND UNSETTLED, I GUESS I SHALL REMAIN (AGAIN, NORMAL).